Awhile ago I found a crowd that make "Briefing sticks". These are used by instructors to explain the unexplainable using your hands, by aerobatic pilots going through their sequences and fighter pilots trying to shoot each other down on the ground. Akro pilots use these and do something that looks like the cross-between a chicken and a rain dance to work through a aerobatic sequence. You may have noticed at a air show some freaky guy or gal walking around on the spot ducking forward and backward and waving his/her arms all over the place! So, I found this crowd online (ain't the Internet just such a fabulous place to spend money!) that do custom briefing sticks. I sent some photos of a Decathalon and the Pitts S-2A and this is what I'm getting delivered shortly. Now I can chase the kids all around the house making aeroplane noises! I'll only ever do this when they have friends around of course. I'm at that stage where my most powerful parenting tool is the threat of "embarrassment"!
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