I reckon if some of you lot sold off your enormous stashes and pooled this money together you could possibly afford this! 
https://www.trade-a-plane.com/search?category_level1=Jets&make=MIKOYAN&model=MIG+29&listing_id=1740438&s-type=aircraft
We'll never know, but be interesting if it eventually turns up at Groom Lake as part of the relatively secret USAF adversary training outfit now there. Very strong rumours that the former USAF F-35 test pilot killed recently in Nevada was in fact flying a Su-27.
