There are a million of these getting around, but I particularly like this one
One day the crew of a Dash 8 was told by the tower to hold short of the active runway while a 767 landed.
The 767 landed, rolled out, turned around, and taxied back past the Dash 8 .
Some quick-witted comedian from the 767 crew got on the radio and said, "What a cute little aeroplane. Did you make it all by yourself?"
The Dash 8 pilot, not about to let the 767 driver get away with such a comment, came back with a real zinger: "I made it out of 767 parts. Another landing like yours and I'll have enough parts for another one."
TOR