Once upon a time, a pilot asked a beautiful princess, "Will you marry me?"
The princess said, "No!!!!"
And the pilot lived happily ever after, and flew jets all over the world and drove hot cars and chased skinny long-legged big-breasted flight attendants and hunted and fished and went to topless bars and dated women half his age and drank Resch’s beer and red wine, never copped bitching, and never paid child support or alimony, and kept his house and fishing lines, and ate potato chips and beans and blew enormous farts, and never got cheated on while he was at work, and all his friends and family thought he was cool as hell, and he had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up.
The End
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